Friday, August 28, 2009

Prabir's Plan

You might assume that a local rock legend like Prabir (of Prabir and the Substitutes) is always a victor in the game of love.

Not so, he told me before his acoustic show last night when I asked about his latest conquests.

Even a pop prince gets his heart broken, it would seem.

But never fear, Prabir has a sure-fire plan for working through a broken heart and the way he told me, it goes something like this:

1. Drink too much
2. Make a list of all the things you want to accomplish in life
3. Start dating
4. Drink too much
5. Abruptly stop dating
6. Compile a list of all the sexual conquests you want to make (by type and activity, not by name).

I have a feeling I know what the next step is, but that was as far as he got in telling me the plan because that's as far as he's gotten in his recovery process.

These are words to live by, folks, from a rock god who knows the score.

You have to admire a man with so much musical talent and a plan.

1 comment:

  1. Prabir is rock and roll. The real stuff. The kind of music your dad used to bang horny girls to, back before he met that hideous mother of yours.