Wednesday, June 24, 2015

And the Award Goes to...

We have a winner in the Best Pickup Line ever sweepstakes.

Walking down Broad Street today, a man says hello and tells me how good I look. I thank him with a smile and keep walking.

From behind he calls, "Just got out of jail. I'm fresh meat! Don't you want some fresh meat?"

I don't think I do. The question is, would this line work on any woman in the world? Fresh is a subjective term, don't you think?

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