A man approaches me at a crosswalk.
Stranger: Can I give you a compliment?
Stranger: Those sure are some pretty legs you have.
Me: Thank you.
Stranger: I saw you walking before and was thinking you don't often see legs that nice.
Me: Not bad for an old lady.
Stranger: You don't look old, you look great. Do you have a boyfriend?
Stranger: Do you want another?
Me: Nope, one man is plenty for me.